'Twas the night before Christmas

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the year before Christmas, and all through the allyway,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a gorilla.
The underwear were hung by the bed with care,
In hopes that St. Jeff soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their curtains,
While visions of sugar-chickens danced in their biceps.
And mother in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the pillow to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
flopped open the shutters, and slopped up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the luster of mid-century to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But a hairy ps4, and eight tiny turtles.
With a little old driver, so lively and black,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Jeff.
More rapid than fish his turtles they came,
And he whistled, and juggled, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! Now, Jeniko! Now, Xbox 1 and Vixen!
On, Dude! On Orangatan! On, Undie and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the xbox 360!
Now squirt away! Squirt away! Squirt away all!"
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the bed St. Jeff came with a bound.
His eyes -- how they flirted! His dimples, how long!
His forearms were like beasts , his leg like a kfc!
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
And filled all the underwear, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his bum aside of his earlobe,
And giving a nod, up the bed he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a bart,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good year!"

Twelve days of Halloween

On the first day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
a apple in a pear tree.

On the second day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the third day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
four smelly fish, three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
five fearless cows, four smelly fish, three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
six lobsters eating, five fearless cows, four smelly fish, three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
seven gorillas swimming, six lobsters eating, five fearless cows, four smelly fish, three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
eight crabs munching, seven gorillas swimming, six lobsters eating, five fearless cows, four smelly fish, three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
nine lips dancing, eight crabs munching, seven gorillas swimming, six lobsters eating, five fearless cows, four smelly fish, three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
ten parrots leaping, nine lips dancing, eight crabs munching, seven gorillas swimming, six lobsters eating, five fearless cows, four smelly fish, three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
eleven cabbage blowing, ten parrots leaping, nine lips dancing, eight crabs munching, seven gorillas swimming, six lobsters eating, five fearless cows, four smelly fish, three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Halloween, Mrs Douglas gave to me
twelve chickens ending, eleven cabbage blowing, ten parrots leaping, nine lips dancing, eight crabs munching, seven gorillas swimming, six lobsters eating, five fearless cows, four smelly fish, three black donkeys, two awesome hairy beasts , and a(n) apple in a pear tree.

How my instrument produces sound

Our instrument creates sound by strumming at the string causing a vibration, forming sound waves towards your ears, longer the string higher the pitch. The bongo stuck onto to the instrument, creates sound by slapping hard on the top, with your palm, making it vibrate, creating sound waves. The name of my instrument is called doublegotar.

Hiwi the kiwi

Ten am in the morning,the great time to fish with the boys. The tide was low, the sky was clear. I call up the boys to meet at the wharf at eleven thirty.

I grab my jacket, boots, my hunting and fishing rod, and the chili bin. I hook up the speedboat to the trailer. Final check ups with the guys, then I'm off. About a 10min drive from the man cave, I stopped  by the gas station, to pick some ice and beers for the chili bin. I spot the wharf in the distance I smell the fresh fish and salt. I park the car onto the bay. We pull ourselves into the speedboat. No I forgot the most important thing before going into the sea!! THE BAIT.

We drove further and further into the ocean, we find a nice spot near the bay of islands. I hook up my rod and cast it out as far as I can. I feel a strong powerful breeze hit me. I gaze at the dark grey clouds far in the distance, I hear a roaring thunder; waves crash into the speed boat. A few hours ago the sky was clear, waves were calm.

The speedboat swayed and rocked as waves hammered  against the boat,over and over. I got dizzy and felt sick, I caught a glimpse of a life jacket. I tried to crawl towards it, but the speedboat finally gave up and tipped everyone overboard. I felt the cold waves surround me, I tried to swim to the closest Island but waves kept crashing me back under the surface. I couldn't breathe, swallowing too much water. This was it.

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The Accident

The driver had no idea what to do; his car was screeching out of control, turning and twisting.

The terrified driver just caught a final glimpse of the car in front of him, before ramming

into him. All he could see was darkness, all he could hear was loud sirens in his ears. All he

could feel was the rock hard road beneath him, cold all over. The smell of smoke and burnt

rubber



20 Minutes before the accident.



Driving home, after a long day of work. The car made this weird sound as I switched it on.  I hopped in and drove for about 5 minutes, smelling smoke coming from the engine. I park up against the curve, check the engine. Smoke comes steaming out of the engine, it seems that the engine is overheated. I hop back in and keep on driving watching the engine from time to time.



Not far from home, About ten minutes to go. The sun setting into the distance, calm and quiet road.

I feel the steering wheel spin out of control, the car drifts and turns. I was on my own, I spot a truck come out of nowhere at full speed towards me.

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